Hello. I'm Abigail.

This is the part where I'm supposed to tell you all about me, as a writer. About my passion for prose, my dedication to AP style and my somewhat irrational hatred towards the oxford comma.

But I’m not going to do that. Because it’s boring and frankly, you probably don’t care about my personal feelings towards punctuation. Instead, here's what you actually need to know: 

I’m a copywriter currently based in Washington, D.C., but I’m originally from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. That means that I have a bit of an accent, I cheer for the Packers and that my mother occasionally sends me care packages of cheese, which I appreciate immensely. I also love writing and storytelling more than anything else in the world. 

(And I also really hate the oxford comma.)